December 2024 David Lawrence wrote a follow song up to Silent Night called – Don’t let your Egg Nog. It’s currently number 2,342,008 on iTunes.

November 2024 David Lawrence’s Guilty Pleasure… Let’s Just Say You Won’t Ever Look at the Golden Girls the Same Way Again

October 2024 David Lawrence can sing just like Mel Torme

September 2024 John Hood Finds His Affinity For Ferrets

August 2024 David Lawrence Can Sing Skip to My Lou Backwards… in French

July 2024 Tom Mattley wasn’t allowed to have G.I. Joe action figures as a child.

June 2024 John Hood Has a Rare Condition That Causes Him To Play His Bass Guitar in His Sleep… Find Out Why He’s Better Unconscious.

May 2024 David Lawrence Found His Long Lost Ceramic Monkey. You’ll Never Guess What He Pulled It out Of!

April 2024 Did You Know that Tom Mattley was a backup dancer on American Bandstand?

March 2024 John Hood Met Michael Bublé at a Shrimp Buffet at the Luxor in Vegas

February 2024 David Lawrence Is in Barcelona… and It Has Nothing To Do With His Recent Court Appearance. ALSO, Tom Mattley Runs a 103-Minute Mile!

January 2024 David Lawrence Lost His Hedgehog in a Recent Boating Accident. Find Out Who Was Driving!

December 2023 Tom Mattley’s Top 5 Fruitcake Recipes Inside

November 2023 David Lawrence Can Speak 4 Languages… But Only When He’s Drunk

October 2023 Andrew Stanley Knows All The Words to the Canadian National Anthem

September 2023 John Hood’s Famous Recipe for Baba Ganoush Goes Viral

August 2023 David Lawrence Flinches Every Time He Hears a Piccolo

July 2023 We Lost Dana Moody and John Hood’s Alive…and a Legend

June 2023 How to Bake a Casserole in 53 Easy Steps by George Astin!

May 2023 Guess Who Tom Mattley’s Favorite N’SYNC Member Is? It’s Not Who You Think. 

April 2023 Aaron Hood Broke the World Record for Running in Circles…With One Shoe.

March 2023 Draper, AF AF and Hood Says Be Nice

February 2023 DPP? Yeah, You Know Me!

January 2023 More Farmers!

December 2022 The Farm Just Got Better Signal Strength!

November 2022 My Friend Jim

October 2022 Audio-Technica Homecoming, Territory Expansion and New Farmers!

September 2022 How to Build an Unbeatable Fantasy Squad with Salamander Designs

August 2022 Andrew Stanley Shares His 7-Layer Dip Recipe…SPOILER ALERT! (It’s 8 Layers)

July 2022 The Universal Designated Hitter Caused the Supply Chain Crisis

June 2022 Contest: GIVE THIS PROFESSION A NAME! GRAND PRIZE: TENS OF DOLLARS U.S.A. MONEYS!!!

May 2022 Tom Mattley Gets New Glasses and Now Can’t Stop Singing Show Tunes

March 2022 A Moment of Reflection

February 2022 Service is the New Sales

January 2022 George Astin Caught on Tape Eating Vegetables

December 2021 The Network is the New Table

November 2021 Hair Tips From Chris Wehba. Also, John Hood Finds His Sound.

October 2021 Survey Says… “It Isn’t a TOILET”

September 2021 The AV Sausage Machine

August 2021 How Come George Seruset Always Smells So Good?

July 2021 Do You Guys Still Rep?

June 2021 The Cubicle of the Future

January 2021 We hope 2021 is Better Than Teen Wolf Too

December 2020 2020 Has Been Brutal, But We Are Almost Through It Together

November 2020 CaaS: Confusion as a Service

October 2020 I Heart My Job

September 2020 When Ben Shemuel Drives His Prius Around Berkeley a Shirtless Street Musician Gets His Wings

August 2020 It Turns Out David Lawrence’s Dog Is NOT a Cat Person

July 2020 I Went to a Meeting. I Went to a Meeting. A Meeting With People in It. In a Room. Together.

June 2020 Chris Wehba Is at Your Office Right Now Setting Up a Demo

May 2020 Today, I finished YouTube

March 2020 Experts Give the Farm AV an A+ on Their Offseason Acquisitions of Some Big-Time Sluggers

February 2020 George Astin Made 54 Bacon-Wrapped Peppers for His Super Bowl Party

January 2020 AV Is Like a Self-Driving Car. We Promise You’ll Understand.

December 2019 Our Fearless Leader Gets Emotional About Turning 20…

November 2019 The FARM Is NOT an Acronym for Failing at Representing Manufacturers

October 2019 What Is the BEST Way To Cut a PB & J?